white and yellow

1. My FOUR year old brother can play a video on youtube.

2. My FOUR year old brother saw me come out of the shower in a towel and went ‘Ewww Charlotte put some clothes on!”

3. My FOUR year old brother is sitting next to Mum helping her play spider solitaire.

4. My FOUR year old brother can unlock my iPhone, find his favorite game, open it, navigate it and start playing it all by himself.

5. My FOUR year old brother heard me say I was hot, so he went and opened all the doors and windows and turned on the fans.

6. My FOUR year old brother poured his own cup of milk today

7. My FOUR year old brother built a jengo tower perfectly and then asked all of us to play with him

8. My FOUR year old brother knows how to pass the buck.

Mum: “Someone’s feet smell. I think it’s yours, Joel.”

Joel: “No! It’s Charlotte!”

9. My FOUR year old brother can logic his way out of a situation

Mum: “I want you to go upstairs and put your socks in the washing basket.”

Joel: “But I don’t have any more clean socks and I will need them when we go get Lauren.”

Mum: “But they’re dirty.”

Joel: “But I’m a boy! And I will put them in the wash as soon as we get back. I don’t like dirty socks too, Mum, but I have no other socks so I have to wear them. And you need to do washing. Yes you do, Mum.”

10. My FOUR year old brother gave me a lecture today about biting people. He says it’s not a nice thing to do and people don’t like it. You see, it hurts if you do it with teeth, but if you bit them with your lips, then it’s ok because it’s fun and doesn’t hurt them. Like this…

My FOUR year old brother is awesome.